13 Chihuahuas. At Least.

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Good Afternoon:

13 Chihuahuas. At least. As I was withdrawing money from the ATM, two men with their entire pack of Chihuahuas walked past on their afternoon stroll.

I know what you’re thinking: how can two humans walk 13 Chihuahuas (at least) at the same time?! Needless to say, if you intend to walk at least 13 Chihuahuas at the same time, you need a plan, and these two humans had a good one. The lead human kept one Chihuahua in a pouch on his chest, allowing the dog to look forward. His left hand held three leashes, accounting for another three dogs. His right hand dragged a little red wagon behind him, carrying four more Chihuahuas. The other human walked the remaining 5 dogs, each on its own leash, three in his right hand, two in his left. At least four of the 13 Chihuahuas (at least) snarled at me as they walked past. Yes, they were itching for a fight.

I bet no one ever gives these guys trouble. Think about it; who on earth would want to be the first mugger to receive a Darwin Award(tm) for being nibbled to death by Chihuahuas?

Vonn Scott Bair

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