I can’t believe I need a second I Do Not Understand Reality, Special Flavoured Vodka Edition. First it was marshmallow flavoured vodka, except it was not just any marshmallow flavoured vodka, it was fluffed! Now it’s this:
Peanut Butter and Jelly flavoured vodka. Egads. Fortunately, you can wash it down with this:
Yes–cupcake flavoured vodka. I do not understand reality. Somebody get me a beer.
Vonn Scott Bair