I Do Not Understand Reality: Sundry Snippets of Speaking San Franciscans, 10 December 2012


Good Evening:

Overheard recently on various San Francisco Muni buses:

  • “Dude, I am an amazing slumlord! You shut up!”
  • “Like, her neck was approved, but the rest of her wasn’t.”
  • “Wait, were you paroled in that town, or were you paroled in this town?!…Wow…That’s new age.”

I feel rather fortunate that I do not know the context of any of these sentences. Doesn’t it seem better that way?

Vonn Scott Bair


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