The 49er Fan on the 22-Fillmore, 21 January 2013

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Good Evening:

The lanky, 50-ish African-American with eight inch long dreadlocks boarded the back of the 22-Fillmore bus without paying his fare, but he stood about six foot four and was drunk and in a very good mood, so no one seemed to mind.

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“Are there some San Francisco 49er fans on this bus? I said, are there some 49er fans on this bus?!  You sir! You sir, can I ask you something?”

He addressed a 50-ish Caucasian man with a grey beard and two earbuds stuck firmly into his ears. Unable to ignore our loud 49er fan who literally stood over him, he removed one.

“Are you a 49er fan?!”

The man with the grey beard nodded and put the earbud back in.

“That’s what I thought! We are all 49er fans on this bus! See! You’re all smiling now!”

Not that I noticed.

“We’re all happy the 49ers are going back to the Super Bowl! And we’re going to win, baby! Yessirree Bob! The 49ers never lose the Super Bowl! We have won every time and we’re going to win again! What do you folks drink?  You sir! You sir, can I ask you something?”

He addressed Mr. Grey Beard again, who had two earbuds re-stuck firmly into his ears. Unable once again to ignore our loud 49er fan who literally stood over him, he removed one.

“What do you drink, sir?”

The man with the grey beard said something and put the earbud back in.

“Water? You drink water? You know what kind of water you drink? You drink 49er water! Yeah, you drink 49er water! The 49ers are going to be Super Bowl champions again! Yessiree Bob, we are going to the Super Bowl! New Orleans, are you ready? You better be because we are coming to win our sixth Super Bowl, baby! Look at all these big smiles around here.”

Not that I noticed, but never mind me.

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“There better be big smiles because this is the 22-Fillmore! Know what that is? This is the 49er bus! Hey where are we? Where are we?!You sir! You sir, can I ask you something?”

He addressed Mr. Grey Beard again, who had two earbuds re-stuck firmly into his ears. Unable once again to ignore our loud 49er fan who literally stood over him, he removed one.

“What street did we just cross, sir?”

“Fell Street,” said the man, and he put the earbud back in.

“Fell Street?! No, this isn’t Fell Street, this is Fell-ty Niner Street! Heh, heh! Hear what I just did there? This is my stop, my stop, Mr. Bus Driver.  Go 49ers!”

The fan disembarked. At which point, for the first time, everyone on the bus finally smiled and told each other that yes, they were 49er fans. It’s funny–no one told the 49er fan.

Vonn Scott Bair

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