“Not to Seem Hostile:” Scam Spam Poetry, 14 November 2014!

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Good Evening:

Another in an ongoing series of poems created from email scam spam. This time I combined three emails (two from work, one from my home computer) into one pseudo-surrealist pseudo-masterpiece.

 

Not to Seem Hostile

Part I:

chris:

How to get the body you want

in 2014.

Not to seem hostile, no more h? isnt; but what h? takes h? liks good.

Massive Media Match NV,

Massive cash position!!!

Emile Braunplein 18,

9000 Ghent, Belgium

onto the Market Tomorrow

@ 9:30 AM EST!

 

Part II:

Tamiko via Twoo

Tamiko left

a massage for you

Our New Wild Pick Will Explode

Our New HotFlash

Most Active Mid-Day

Have Fun!

The Twoo Team

Not to seem hostile,

no more h?

isnt; but what h?

takes h?

liks good.

Copyright 2014 by Vonn Scott Bair, unless I can’t.

 

If it’s any consolation, I’ve heard worse at open mike poetry readings.

Vonn Scott Bair

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