“? Techno Papa??? A Meditation U???pon the Dehumaniz???ation of Dads by Technology ?” Spam Poetry, 12 June 2015!

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Good Evening:

The spam filters at work haven’t kept up with the latest in bots, so I’ve gotten a lot of junk emails lately. One bot of particularly bad quality sent this mess:

Fathers Day is June 21st
List of changes: on first onboarding screen, if typing occupation and hit go on keyboard, the upload photo action sheet comes up (undesired behavior) * welcome photo upload – needs loading spinner * referrals page – loading shows both member and non-member views for a second – needs loading spinner – just subscribed to a plan, isMember scope variable is cached briefly – maybe do ParseQueryService call each time? * user profile page – tables flash before content is loaded * ???Having network trouble???? should be a subheader on every page – maybe log user out and ask to login again * iOS app sharing smart banner isn???t working * on last welcome/onboarding screen, make buttons for 467 app (for mobile web) and going into app clearer about what they do * when upgrading/downgrading, the account menu header still caches the old plan
? Father’s Day is only a few days away ?
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button Initialized…. List Selection Listener… List Complete… Setting Opaque statuses… Setting Window Opacity… Finalizing

So herewith forthwith and henceforth I present my latest spam Poetry:

? Techno Papa??? A Meditation U???pon the Dehumaniz???ation of Dads by Technology ?

Fathers Day is June 21st

List of changes: on first onboarding screen,

if typing occupation and hit go on keyboard,

the upload photo action sheet

comes up (undesired behavior)

* welcome photo upload – needs loading spinner *

referrals page – loading shows both

member and non-member views

for a second –

needs loading spinner –

just subscribed to a plan,

maybe do ParseQueryService call each time?

tables flash before content is loaded ???

Having network trouble????

iOS app sharing smart banner isn???t working

? Father’s Day is only a few days away ?

button Initialized….

List Selection Listener…

List Complete…

Setting Opaque statuses…

Setting Window Opacity…

Finalizing

What Dad Really Wants

Search Ads→

You dads out there–can’t you just feel the dehumanizing effects of tech?

Vonn Scott Bair

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