I Do Not Understand Reality, Special Flavoured Vodka Edition, The Sequel

Good Evening:

I can’t believe I need a second I Do Not Understand Reality, Special Flavoured Vodka Edition. First it was marshmallow flavoured vodka, except it was not just any marshmallow flavoured vodka, it was fluffed! Now it’s this:

Lunch in a Bottle? Introducing PB+J Vodka

Peanut Butter and Jelly flavoured vodka. Egads. Fortunately, you can wash it down with this:

Cupcake-Flavored Vodka: Delicious or Disastrous?

Yes–cupcake flavoured vodka. I do not understand reality. Somebody get me a beer.

Vonn Scott Bair